Awesome First Date Questions: I Promise You, This is The Only List You’ll Need
We are in the modern days, dating rules have changed and life is no more as we knew it. Going on a first date has become super stressful because men lie, women lie. So, you need questions to help you get to really know your date inside out on the first date? Don’t worry, I got you.
Are you married?: Please don’t say “do you see a ring on my finger?”. Just answer the question and look into my eyes.
Is someone married to you?: No need for you to get defensive. Many a-times, people you’ve divorced have not divorced you.
Do you have a girlfriend?
If no, is your ex girlfriend still in a relationship with you?
If no, when was the last time you had sex with your ex-girlfriend?: I ask because somebody will get into a relationship with you now and as soon as we get comfortable, your ex brings pregnancy. I don’t want stories that touch, ask Ludacris
Do you bother to shower on weekends?
How many days do you wear your boxers for before it becomes a problem?
What about sense, is it in your possession?
If yes, Can I have your medical test results? Don’t forget to Include brain scans
Do you have a fiancée?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Bobrisky or Speed Darlington?
Were you originally born a man?
Do you have a spiritual wife?: I like my sleep please so I don’t want any problem
Wizkid or Davido?: This is so important to me so think hard before responding
Do you know Jon Snow? If it’s a “No”, how about Khaleesi and her dragons?
Who turns you on more? Olivia Pope or Mellie Grant
What are your hidden talents? Do they include boxing or taekwondo?
How many seconds into the first movie theatre preview do you finish your popcorn?
Do you smoke? If your answer is “smoke what?”, then you smoke weed.
*We’re almost done here*
Did my villager people send you?
Final question: Are you going to call me after this first date? Read: Making The First Move : That Time I asked A Guy Out on A Date