#ThrowbackThursday Mauritius Travel Diary Day One: My Ovaries Finally Got me In Trouble

17 August 21, 2017 By Dang

Mauritius Travel Diary Day One: My Ovaries Finally Got me In Trouble

There was a 3 hour lay over in south Africa. I was up on the flight from Lagos to S.A reading and dozing off and on so I practically dragged myself to the lounge. The lady at the check in desk was attending to a beautiful family of 5 (Parents, 2 girls and a boy) so I rested my arm on the desk and waited my turn. Read:Airport Chronicles: Oyinbo People Are The Worst!

Because my ovaries have magnets, I smiled at the beautiful little kids. They all smiled back and when the youngest girl who couldn’t be more than 4 years old appeared beside me and held my little finger, I almost cried. “You’re tired”. The little princess said to me. I smiled and nodded at her.

“I’m so so sorry. Botle stop it” Said the mum as she rushed to my side to pluck the child’s hand from mine.

“It’s okay.” I said to the parents. I really wasn’t offended.

After I had freshened up and settled in, hoping to get an hour of nap, Botle walks up to me. Then past me and then back to me again. This little girl made me smile so I asked her if she wanted something. She said “where are your babies?”

Okay, I didn’t see that coming. To think she looked at me dead in the eye while asking me that. “I don’t have babies yet Botle” I responded. She had moved really close to me now and was playing with the sequins on my jacket.

“How do you know my name?” She asked.

“I heard your mummy say it”

Botle looked up at me, not so surprised. “I have a secret”

I leaned in towards her. “Tell me”

“You are going to have babies soon” She whispered in my ear. I looked at her, she looked back at me, she was serious.

My chest! My ovaries! My head! I didn’t know which one pulsated faster.

“Thank you Botle”. I said while I looked around for her mum. I saw her not too far away, of course she was watching us like a hawk. I then took her hand and led her to her parents. Her mum said “Did she tell you the secret?” I answered in the affirmative and then smiled.

She smiled back at me and said “She sees visions.”

Okay this is getting scary.

I couldn’t go back to sleep afterwards.

At this particular juncture, I will not be hugging just any man, I don’t want to “catch pregnancy” MISTAKENLY.

 This post was originally posted on the 21st of August 2017.



17 comments on “#ThrowbackThursday Mauritius Travel Diary Day One: My Ovaries Finally Got me In Trouble

  1. Titi ogunleye

    Hmmmm please start buying your baby’s stuff oh but why didn’t you ask her if it’s a boy or girl or twins…??? don’t joke with her words oh,you know kids are angels….


  2. Anonymous

    Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha…..who knows DANG, perhaps you are already carrying the ‘babies’. Congrats in advance


  3. CeeF

    This vision shall come to pass with the right man! Amen… Hahahahaha.

    Welcome to Mauritius!

    Just left Mauritius a day ago!
    Super awesome place.
    Amazing food. Friendly and nice people.
    Everything about that country radiates peace and serenity.

    The water activities are really fun. Please don’t miss any.. Lol

    Make sure to have fun. I sure did


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  5. Anonymous

    Awwwwwww, I love your blog dang. Please have fun for all of us your bvs and get ready for botle’s prophecy. Your ovaries have been ready since, they just need the right man.


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