No one believes how it’s even possible that party girls are killing it in the workplace, who can’t even bare the thought of more than one night in per week. We live and make stories that are outrageous that will entice and entertain our future generations!
1. We are never tired
It takes so much energy to withstand the trials and tribulations of nightlife. Most girls are tired at 2 am who would love to win the battle till 4 am. But we, we are never tired this means we have so much energy that we are able to beautifully channel into our work.
2. We aren’t easily “thrown”
People easily cancel just because of some small changes of plans. We can live in chaos, doesn’t matter how much work we get or have we never lose control. After years of the sensory overload of nightlife culture, being told we have to stay in the office an extra couple of hours is child’s play.
3. We are simply natural networkers
A party is the place to engage yourself with strangers. This will work for your social environment and network. Every party leaves you with more contacts and more connections. Making connections is in or blood. It’s weird for us not to connect we have natural social skills.
4. We are independent anywhere
Party girls are super-independent, mega-confident creatures of the nightclub. Our thrill-seeking, adventurous spirits have inspired us to go to events solo since we first entered the social world. We don’t require hand-holding or molly-coddling. In short: We’re not tiresome wimps. We are vehement self-starters in both the work place and the dance floor.
5. We aren’t easily rattled
We party girls have the most patience. Have you ever thought of how many annoying people we’ve put up with for the sake maintaining the tranquility of a party?
6. We won’t black out at company parties
Let us set this straight, party girls are not sloppy drunks. We know our limits, that’s why we keep go on. Please do not mistake party girls for sloppy drunks. These are the people who are in control not the ones who make fool of themselves at a company party.
7. We always look absolutely fabulous at work
While ALWAYS maintaining professional standards (we do understand dress codes, after all) – party girls aren’t going to meander into the office clad in your typical, snooze-worthy, nondescript, poorly-fitted button-down and grandmother flats.
We add flair to the corporate culture.
8. We can handle anything
We can handle just about anything thrown on our leather jacket-adorned shoulders. We are creatures who don’t require the ‘eight hours of sleep to function’ and most important we are rarely ill.
9. RSVPs actually mean something to us
Party girls don’t get invited to the endless events, fundraisers and wild rooftop soirees because they’re flakes. The flakes get weeded out of the scene faster than the speed of light.
We understand the weight of an RSVP. So when we say we will be at the office Monday through Friday, 9 am to 5 pm, you better believe that’s the f*cking truth.
10. We are smart investors
No one would believe if they discover how talented we are. We are the best at investing our money in the smartest and most proper way. We learn how to prioritize everything early on in the game. We don’t need to explain how well this skill translates into business.
11. We have international connections
Having global connections is basically everything. We have clinked glasses with powerful people, and they trust me they never forget how incredible, energetic and remarkable our presence was. We have partied with CEOs, moguls, geniuses and entrepreneurs from across the globe.
12. Forget the 9-to-5; we thrive ALL THE TIME
We are used to being exhausted. We always spend nights of dancing, networking anything.. An eight-hour work day is nothing we don’t tire out.