Mark Zuckerberg Is Back In Nigeria!!!

1 September 02, 2016 By Dang

Welcome back to Nigeria. I slipped into a slight depression the first time you came. First because of how you slipped in and humbly walked around the streets of Yaba without fuss. Trust me a Nigerian Billionaire in Naira would not have done that. Also you reminded me I wasn’t a billionaire in Naira yet, not to talk of dollars, it wasn’t a good feeling.

But moving on, I’m glad you’re back here so the naysayers in Kenya will know we are still the giant of Africa. Please don’t take a second trip back there, so it will be Nigeria 2-Kenya 1. We need to “At least” win this competition.

You look almost Unrecognizable in that suit and tie, why did you have to do that? When you had the Global Entrepreneurship Summit with Obama in June, you were wearing your usual tshirt and denim. Only 2 days in Nigeria you have join -I must impress with my Christmas clothe – gang?

Quick one, did you meet the Minister of ICT? He is an old man called Mr. Adebayo Shittu. Please extend your hand of charity to him and teach him how to use a computer and Internet effectively. He seems stuck in the 80s.

Lastly, do you have any $10million (TEN MILLION DOLLARS) you’re not using? I need help, I’m a motherless child.

Mark, do you have any $10million (TEN MILLION DOLLARS) you’re not using? I need help, I’m a motherless child.TWEET THIS QOUTE

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